You could slit my throat and with my one last gasping breath I’d apologize for bleeding on your shirt.
|me at 11pm:||oh it's getting late i should sleep soon|
|me at 4am:||FEW TIMES BEEN AROUND THAT TRACK SO IT'S NOT JUST GONNA HAPPEN LIKE THAT CAUSE I AIN'T NO HOLLA BACK GUUUUUUUUUUUUURL|
it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and then you notice the little phrases that you use and the stupid little things you say slipping into their vocabulary more and more
for halloween im going as a disappointment to my family
at least you dont need to buy a costume
dude if you think about it we’re already astronauts. earth is in space. we’re in space. dude